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Greg Oden named People Magazine’s “Sexiest Draft Bust Alive”

In Draft Busts, NBA, NBA Draft, Portland TrailBlazers, Things Dennis Quaid has ruined on February 27, 2009 at 16:56


Move over Ryan Leaf. There’s a new sex symbol ready to get his general manager fired!

In People Magazine’s recently released hottest seven-footers alive” issue, Greg Oden (who has court-side seats to every Portland TrailBlazer game) was named the sexiest draft bust in sports, edging out four-time winner and Serbian heart-throb Darko Milicic.

Oden, who is the first Korean War Veteran to win the prestigious honor, could not be reached for comment. Reports claim he and Sam Bowie spent the morning debating whether Kevin Durant might be the next Michael Jordan.

  1. I LOL’ed.

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