Popcorn Muscles

Los Angeles Clippers trade dignity for second round draft pick

In Draft Busts, Los Angeles Clippers, NBA, phoenix suns, Shitty Owners, Teams nobody cares about on March 6, 2009 at 20:59



In an effort to clear cap space and abandon hope, the Los Angeles Clippers have traded their dignity (and some personal pride to be named later) to the Phoenix Suns for a second round draft pick.

The move comes just days before the Clippers planned to launch their “Lowered Expectations” marketing campaign featuring “Wait till next year night” and the “Win a free afternoon in Chris Kaman’s windowless van” contest.

For the Suns, the deal gives them the chance to once again give their draft pick away without having to lead their fans on by pretending to scout players or build for the future.

Pedro Gomez plans to annoy the Suns’ General Manager for more details as they become available.


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