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Phoenix Coyotes hold bake sale in effort to avoid bankruptcy

In NHL, Phoenix Coyotes, Teams nobody cares about on February 26, 2009 at 22:15

Since selling their dignity and unused shin pads hasn’t put a dent in the team’s $200 million operating losses, the Phoenix Coyotes have decided to do hock cookies and cupcakes at the first annual “We promise to make the playoffs…eventually” bake sale.

Financial analysts have called the move brilliant, dubbing the bake sale the single smartest thing the Coyotes have done since hosting Oleg Saprykin appreciation night.

In today’s day and age it’s crucial for businesses to stick to their strengths, and after yet another free fall down the Western Conference standings it’s become painfully evident that playing hockey isn’t one of them.


Cupcakes will be available for $1.00 

Lemonade is 75 cents